i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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