I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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