Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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