Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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