If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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