scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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