this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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