I just saw a hot homeless man
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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