Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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