Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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