i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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