How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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