i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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