nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Still dying that you shit outside
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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