well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
