I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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