he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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