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forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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