Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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