Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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