Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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