I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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