He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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