How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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