I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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