everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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