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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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