i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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