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Im on beer infinity
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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