is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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