How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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