Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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