what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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