She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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