And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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