Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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