i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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