Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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