It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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