A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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