YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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