It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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