she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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