No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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