its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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