I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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