im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
