I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
