brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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