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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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