im gay
i know
yea but for you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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